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Chill Demotivational Poster


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


EVIL CHINCHILLA - Soon my new exercise wheel will be installed, AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA!!!!




FANATIC - A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill


TAGS: fanatic crazy churchill
Rating: 1.52/5
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 11:21 pm
FANTASTIC!!!...very good! made me lol too! 1st one that rates nothing but 5L,s! Still think someone help u with though...lol Keep up the good work.


DUDE! - Just chill! You're harshin' my buzz!




RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS -


TAGS: churchill
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 17, 2012, 11:02 pm
Reminds me of Lennon-McCartney last lyrical line on "Her Majesty" (Abbey Road) which goes: "...and in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make." 5L Air!
Airman - October 16, 2012, 1:18 pm
thanks all
mariand - October 16, 2012, 12:32 am
amsome...& fav'd
GaryO - October 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
OOOOOH YEAAAH
Rick69 - October 15, 2012, 7:00 pm
Stunning...
Reality Lord - October 15, 2012, 5:26 pm

faith in humanity...restored
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 4:38 pm
This One Gets The Water Flowing If You Know What I Mean ?


JUST CHILLIN' - So whatcha want?




BITCH PLEASE - I got this, chill... I'll be right back...


TAGS: i got this chill
Rating: 4.23/5

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DUTY - It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required. - Sir Winston Churchill




A PRISONER OF WAR -




COOL - When there's no need to stress.




R AND R - Sometimes, everyone should take some.




ACHILLES - 99% indestructable


TAGS: achilles heel
Rating: 4.05/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:55 am
5L for the original "heel"
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 12:34 am
Very, VERY good! 5L


CRITICISM - Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things. - Sir Winston Churchill




YOUR PRESCRIPTION - Take One for inflammation, itching, burning, seething, ants in pants, craniorectal insertion, heebie jeebies, and hyperventilation


TAGS: medicine chill pill flame war doris funny prescription
Rating: 2.19/5

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Grammar Nazi - April 25, 2009, 9:18 pm
Okay, so wtf are we supposed to take if we shit too many bricks?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 8:45 am
You got the name, and you were close on the date; it was the day LSD was first synthesized by Dr Albert Hoffman. 25 points!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 2:45 am
13 points for LogicDude, plus 7 bonus points for a great all-text Herman Munster impression!
Herman LogicDude - November 23, 2008, 1:59 am
*jumps in his giant shoes* Darn Darn Darn Darn Darn *breaks through floor* Darn Darn Darn Darn!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 1:53 am
Full disclosure: I have felt the need to take one of these recently. ( also, there are easter eggs in this one)


AGELESS -


TAGS: fantasy forever young friedrich schiller
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:57 pm
5 happy thoughts.
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:17 am
5uperb!
Greeny - August 7, 2011, 8:19 pm
Out5tanding!
gas - August 7, 2011, 7:39 pm
sweet to hear from who occupies large part of mine, thanks :p
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 6:58 pm

wow. you're getting a nice collection in my fav'd folder. epic


WE WILL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES - We shall never surrender


TAGS: churchill
Rating: 4.29/5

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Derek - February 10, 2010, 6:36 pm
"Yes, I know. All babies look like me" - Winston Churchill
union - February 10, 2010, 11:07 am
I keep hearing the beginning of Aces High!
Grim [email protected] - February 10, 2010, 9:18 am
4L's I like it but I don't Love it


CHRISTMAS VACATION - Sometimes it's better to just be chillin' than grillin'.




NO MATTER HOW EPIC THE FIGURE... -


TAGS: achilles troy brad pitt pretty punk hollywood
Rating: 3.09/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 11:22 pm
Cool poster. And I don't have a problem with the casting choice.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:19 pm
In the Odessey, he was sufficiently "pretty" to masquerade as one of the girls at one point, but they found him by throwing some weapons in on a table - and he automatically grabbed one.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:20 pm
I made this. I forgot to log. Please! No anon hating 1 votes!


SHUT UP! - That's the LAST time you discuss shoes in my presence!




PLAYFUL BANTER -


TAGS: bans hugs chill out with your mom lol
Rating: 4.53/5

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Untamedfifty - September 1, 2010, 6:38 am
i railed your grandmother last night and she couldn't feel a thing....god i love roofies....lol
Bartimaeus - September 1, 2010, 1:42 am
This is quite honestly one of the truest posters I've ever read. Also, I intend to set fire to each and every one of your homes and bang your respective wives/girlfriends/mothers....lol.
5150monkeylove - September 1, 2010, 1:31 am
1L....lol (really a five in case someone gets confused and bans me)
pzykosiz - September 1, 2010, 1:28 am
i'm gonna punch you out and shit in your mouth..........lol 5L's


SMILE - They can warm your heart or chill you to your very soul.




THE CHILLS -


TAGS: chills vd things lol
Rating: 3.29/5

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Derek - January 7, 2010, 4:21 pm
Great band. Their Heavenly Pop Hit was a heavenly pop hit. (Didn't know about the STDs though.)
Eugene - September 20, 2009, 1:46 am
Keep'em coming Ron i'm half dead
Pacifist - September 20, 2009, 12:00 am
I think you got that guys bills too!


CHURCHILL AND FDR - They went to war to stop a power that could have potentially taken over the world if left unchecked.


TAGS: churchill and fdr
Rating: 1.58/5

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LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:30 pm
Wow...sounds like everyone is out to get you, huh?
waynekerr - May 21, 2009, 7:52 pm
christians kill people because they are assholes. muslims kill people because the Quran tells them they will get 72 virgins or some shit... IMO, the world would be a better place without religious idiots pushing their beleifs onto others......
Zed - December 10, 2008, 10:07 pm
Starting with the burning of the Library at Alexandria, FIVE Crusades, the Inquisition, Witch Burnings, and the bombing and shooting of doctors who provide LEGAL abortions, Christianity has them topped in sheer numbers.
Zed - December 10, 2008, 10:06 pm
Islam is no more guilty of that than Christianity. Starting with the burning of the Library at Alexandria, FIVE Crusades, the Inquisition, Witch Burnings, and the bombing and shooting of doctors who provide LEGAL abortions, Christianity has them topped in
Anonymous - December 9, 2008, 6:07 pm
So you're saying that a religion that makes men willing to fly planes into buildings to kill men, women, and children is not evil, but a national movement that blames a religion is.


As I Sit I Ponder -


TAGS: quote winston churchill
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 4:29 pm
I'm safe! Heaven doesn't want me and in Hell the devil is scared I'd take over the place. Thanks for the L's.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:07 pm
lol! XD
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 3:08 pm

Just remember to be in heaven 10 minutes before the devil knows you're dead. Excellent one, sister!~~5Ls
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:47 pm
See, the praise is one of the reasons I missed your mug around here...teehee. Thanks Uggie.
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:46 pm
Crotchety, thanks for the 5er. Now go do something about those palms (wink wink)...teehee.
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:45 pm
Wow, yet another "hero" of mine with another compliment...looking like a good day after the storm we had last night. Thanks Greeny.
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:43 pm
Thank you rerun...always an honour to receive a compliment from you!
ughomer - July 9, 2013, 6:56 am
WOW! Prissy, you're "The Bomb!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:26 am
Getting sweaty palms just looking at thi5.
Greeny - July 8, 2013, 9:37 pm
Very!
rerun - July 8, 2013, 8:55 pm

Amsome.


Hey Sweetheart -




WINSTON CHURCHILL DAY - "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."


TAGS: winston churchill quote pigs equals
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:28 am
I think it was equals...unless you're on the pigs level, how can it look you straight in the eye...teehee. Thanks for the comment Cannabal.
Cannabal - April 26, 2013, 12:02 am
Well, I think he said, "Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. But a pig will look straight in the eye."


HOT HOT HEAT -


TAGS: calendar chilli heat
Rating: 4.42/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 11:15 pm
I checked and rechecked - chillies or chilies or chiles or chilis are all acceptable
ICEMAN - June 10, 2011, 10:42 pm
Next time, try 'chiles'.


ninja chill -




CHILL -




MY BILLS -


TAGS: my bills chills wills etc etc
Rating: 3.05/5

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Eugene - September 20, 2009, 1:42 am
your killing me from inside Ron! Did i give you the idea to make this from my request?
Pacifist - September 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
And please, certified check or money order please! At least I said please.


COLD IS THE NEW HOT - Feel the chill strike your spine... Your hairs stand on end... Not sure about the blue tongue




COURAGE - We shall draw on the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival. -Winston Churchill




chill out -


TAGS: chill pill nicer
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - June 9, 2017, 7:28 am
UP yours
JesusWept - June 8, 2017, 6:18 pm
Amen!


Ghostly Encounters -


TAGS: mother in law ghostly encounters chills spine voice calendar
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 18, 2015, 8:45 am
Not bludy loikely
MissPriss - March 17, 2015, 11:45 pm
Mr. Gary if you ignore her, she might just get bored and haunt off?
GaryO - March 17, 2015, 8:39 am
Heh...she's dead....but I still hear her voice


Against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain -




JUST ANOTHER SUNNY SUMMER DAY IN CALIFORNIA -




CASUALTY OF EFFORT -


TAGS: fight life victory death churchill
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - November 18, 2012, 3:22 pm
*without - my thung wuth frothhhen


Global warming -




Overachievers -




STILL UGLY -




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